Find a Madam you can trust! After 16 years as Wellington's top Madam, Mary has built a reputation based on honesty and mutual respect.   When I first started as a receptionist in a brothel 16 years ago my boss told me to stop being so honest with the clients. "Exercise a little creative licence" he said  - "size 8 doesn't have to mean size 8, 21 doesn't necessarily have to be true, once you have them in the lounge they will book someone" was what he told me. And those same practices are used to this day in most parlours and agencies in New Zealand.   My answer to him was "I see this as a long term thing, and I have to build trust, without that I cannot operate"   16 years later I have a large following as the most honest Madam in the industry. Not only with clients either, but also with the ladies who work with me. Which is why we are in the fabulous position of having the best ladies, the nicest environment and the most likeable clients. These things help to make up Funhouse.   So if you wish to find the best girl for YOU, then call Mary on 027 251 7511 NOW and let her guide you.        Hi Mary   About time I sent a testimonial.   "The world is full of negative people and negative experiences and it is rare to experience something positive and enjoyable which is worthy of praise and recommendation to others, but we do need to praise success more often and with a louder voice.   Good experiences should be shared not held close and Funhouse is one of those eperiences which should be enjoyed by many.   Funhouse is probably unique in its approach , not that I am experienced in such establishments , but I am experiened where attention to detail and customer satisfaction and service is what defines success, Funhouse is successful by any measure that may be applied.   The attention to detail is bordering on extreme, the women are special and again not having much experience in these things , but a reliance on my understanding of people and how genuine they are which is my work in life leads me to say that special does apply when it comes to describing the ladies of Funhouse in a physical, professional, warm, welcoming, friendly and a personality sense.   The surroundings are tasteful and create a perfect ambiance for a rollicking tryst with a lusty wench  or a calm relaxing time with a beautiful woman. I will not describe the physical pleasure that Funhouse provides as that is an individual experience and others I see are better at that form of narative than I, I will only say that from the original intention of a one off experience I am now a regular.   The knack to match a person and a mood with the perfect companion can not be under rated and Mary has the knack.   I could go on but on reading this I can see that it may be seen as not genuine , I hope not as it will be the readers loss to have not tapped Mary on the shoulder at least once to experience funhouse"   Not your normal testimonial, but well different is good and feel free to use or not use as you see fit  .   Thanks for the good times.   Richard