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This has to be one of the best establishments in Wellington because it does the basics incredibly well. It is easy to find (which can be a worry for the first visit), but it is also very discrete which is important for subsequent visits. There is very ample and discrete parking nearby.
Once through the door the surroundings are very tidy, good mood lighting, nice smells, quiet, and you feel isolated from the outside world - you have escaped, gone through a door and up some stairs to your haven for the next hour or two. By not seeing any one else except your lady of choice it really helps you zone in and enjoy the experience.
The Funhouse is not trying to be all glitzy and over the top - the fit out is like a top class hotel. The large separate shower area is very very clean with a large mirror (to check oneself out in) and plenty of towels etc. The rooms are again very tidy, lots of strategically placed mirrors, amply warmed by a heater, and the mood lighting is just right. The beds are large and comfy with fresh linen and towels - there is no skimping on accessories. The atmosphere helps to make the time well worth the money spent.
The girls - well - thats a different review(s) altogether, but suffice to say that Mary has high standards and there is enough of a selection to suit most tastes I suspect - I have my favorite!!!!!
Making a booking is very easy with Mary and/or Victoria, Mary knows all the ins and outs and is very realistic (she doesn't bullshit you) about what each of her ladies is like or has to offer. Don't hesitate if you are a first timer - let Mary know and she will help.
Thanks and keep up the good work Mary,
regards A.
Spoilt? Perhaps, but still able to walk down the stairs. Although not for the lack of effort from these two to fuck me senseless. I really enjoy Minx, and she was perfectly attuned to pamper and challenge at the same time -- and yes, one nipple is a bit sore -- wonderful. Heidi was tremendous fun and full of energy -- I think the fact I could say "cunt" in Swedish impressed her. I've been with ladies who squirt, but never have I met anyone who could produce so much, so often, so easily. I think even Minx was truly amazed -- the look on her face as Heidi kept cumming was priceless.
So, yes, a very enjoyable evening. Only one complaint -- 2 hours is MUCH too short. |
I can confirm that the best bi double in wellington is Michelle and Vanessa! OMFG these two are absolutely amazing! My head has been in the clouds the past two days Im on a huge high!
These are the two horniest girls I have ever met! If you dont know Michelle by now you should. As I mentioned before, great T & A, really good looking and a really cool chick to talk to. Totally knows her way around the bedroom and will make you feel like a king!
Vanessa is absolutely stunning! She belongs on the cover of a magazine! No not Hustler you dirty perves! Once again she makes you feel like a king and like I said I havent stopped tripping out since I met these two!
I am definitely going to see these two firecats again!
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I have to say that my session with Pearl was GREAT. Way more than what I was expecting. Wrestling with a woman as sexy and confident as Pearl has opened my eyes to the possibilities you offer at your awesome premises.
Once again, Thank you
ST
For fun I decided to do this review as if I had a blog
Had an exciting morning preparing to see two girls from the Funhouse. I have had a few visits with Amber but today we were adding the lovely Cate to the equation. This was the day I was going to have my first ever threesome - why has it taken me this long I ask? I shaved my face and my manly bits in preparation - cursed for the odd knick and shaving rash but soon forgot.
Went looking for a couple of gifts for the girls and got Amber an old favorite and also something for Amber and Cate to share later in the day. Mindful of healthy gifts as I don't want them getting too fat though (not that there is anything wrong with chubby sex).
I had been briefly introduced to Cate on a previous visit and was excitedly nervous to think of having both these women in the same room - needn't have worried because as soon as I saw both of them.....well its hard to put into words but 'fuck me' what a sight to see. It was better than I imagined.
A bit of small talk and some fondling and I went off to have a shower - I am serious here it was probably the fastest shower I have ever had in my life (Usain Bolt would have struggled to keep up) and I fast walked back (trying to look casual) to the room for what was to be one of the maddest hours of my life.
Both women are very lovely on the eye and have a relaxing yet (hyper) sexual manner that excites and relaxes at the same time. I left it up to Amber to direct things a bit and then enjoyed the flow.
I am officially a fan of the man (probably a woman though) that invented those dental dams because you can feel what you need to with your tongue. I got to lick two lovely clitoris (or is plural clitori???) and then watch Amber fuck Cate with a strap on - very hot indeed.
There are many other visual and mental highlights that will remain with me for a long long time. Some include watching Amber cum on Cate, then on me, then on the bed (she is very lucky). I also enjoyed a great 69 with Cate, (who by the way has a fantastic looking arse).
Comments like 'I love a mouthful of cock' and 'That was just like a porno' will be embedded in my memory.
Basically it was just like a porno and that is just what I had hoped for. Amber and Cate are terrific at what they do - and when they do it together, (and if you are lucky enough to be there) it is shattering.
Lets just say that Cate was the centre of attention and needed a good shower after Amber and I had our wicked ways. I would be stupid if this was a one off thing.
Then the best part - another hour with Amber to finish off. It was a sad moment to see Cate slip away but Amber soon had my mind on other things. I managed to keep Amber still for a few minutes and fondled her from behind, then another dental dam was ripped from the wrapper and I got to lick Ambers lovely little clitoris again (its like a pearl button).
A couple more squirts including one on my chest, and a bloody good orgasm for me thanks to some expert doggie on Ambers part - and all in all it was a fantastic time.
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In all seriousness Amber has a Glint in her eye that is hard to quantify, and it is teamed up with a cheeky/sexy grin to boot. She has a real interest in making your time as good as you can make it.
The Funhouse is an excellent establishment and Mary is very friendly and extremely professional. Cate is a slice of heaven and Amber, well she is simply....................
A
All my experiences with the ladies of the Funhouse including Madam Mary, Minx, Michelle and Monique have been nothing but mind blowing! The Funhouse premises are the best I've ever been to - professional and classy! Madam Mary has the best collection of gear you'll ever see. Having different rooms for different purposes certainly heightens the experience. The same goes for all the girls working there and they take a genuine interest in all their clients. Take the time to let them know what you'd like and they'll oblige - there's no false promises here!
Whether it's BDSM, fetish, fantasy or just an amazing intimate time with an awesome lady - try the Funhouse lads - you won't be disappointed. I can only describe my times at the Funhouse as wild, intense and erotic - I can't wait until my next visit!!
BB
You were so right - very different from my last visit yet, I came away feeling more satisfied (note: exceptionally satisfied in both instances).
Samantha has a very easy way of relating, and showing her enthusiasm - little things like reaching up to initiate a kiss. She is learning about touch and where the clumps of nerve endings are on a man too - and a very fast learner.
Thanks - I am impressed with the way in which you approach running your business. It is positively refreshing
C
Hi
I would like to highly recommend Marcus for his services ! I arranged to have Marcus come over and spoil my wife, he did ! more than rose to the occasion !
He is very fit and left the missus with a huge grin on her face ! Would not hesitate to recommend Marcus to anyone interested in having a fun time.
Yup - Minx of the MM club/FunHouse is really excellent, 10/10 I will go back next time Im in wellington....
Clever Warm - European Accent - did a brilliant tie & tease on me last year -
She works with a girl called Monique into the same kinda thing. Would love to have a go with her too - then a double :-)
Just want to say that we had a great time with Michelle last night. My wife was very impressed so I believe we will be back. Thank you
G & A
A wonderful time, amazing place and Minx was fantastic. Thank you
Bob
I kind of wish I had just seen Minx as now I will be torn between Minx and Amber they are both so hot.... or perhaps I will just have to keep having Bi-doubles!
Geoff
So nice to finally have a place of such quality in the Hutt where you can completely unwind.
P
Having seen Monique, Minx and now Amber I am well on my way to meeting all of your ladies. I am looking forward to meeting Michelles breasts and being pinned down by Pearls strong thighs. Oh God does that sound bad?
O.M
After searching everywhere for someone who would understand my desire to be physically Dominated and have my face used as a seat I found Pearl..... Wow. I will be back as soon as I am down in Wellington again.
KL
DATE: 23th March
AGENCY/CLUB/INDY: Agency
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
PREMISES
LOCATION: In Lower Hutt. The premises are located in a beautifully decorated refurbished office floor in an old building. The room was very nice and comfortable with fresh linen, soft music, candles and other pot pourri. Shower is in another room (very tidy and clean).
ACCURATE PICTURE: Amber is much more attractive than on her pictures. She is absolutely stunning. She is very petite with the most adorable feet. She was wearing beautiful lingerie which was perfectly complimenting her body.
AGE: A timeless beauty. While looking at her I was wondering how old she could be. She has the youth of a twenty years old, the energy of a teenager and the experience of a thirty years old. The perfect combination.
PERSONALITY: Absolutely adorable. Very easy to talk to. She definitely put me at ease from the beginning and we shared numerous laughs throughout the hour spent together.
RACE: European. She could easily be mistaken for a distinguished French woman.
BODY TYPE: Slim - size 6. Very toned body.
BUST: Perky and wonderful.
HAIR: Short hazel hair.
EYES: Gray/Green eyes
SMOKES: Don't believe so
DRINKS: Offered but was not thirsty and she said that I would not have the time to drink it anyway!
JUDGEMENTAL: Nope, she puts you at ease pretty quick
ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION: Extremely active. She obviously love sex and can never get enough :P Next time I will remember not to exercise during the day so I don't see her while my energy level is so low 
CLOCK WATCHER: No.
MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR: I think her philosophy is the more the better!
BJ: CBJ - Didn't get to it as I was to busy elsewhere 
DATY: Didn't consider it....I was too mesmerized by her wonderful body and previously unexperienced abilities
KISSES: Deliciously
FRENCH: Like a french woman
GREEK: Didn't ask
DO's and DONT's: She didn't mention anything. I guess she is very openminded 
WEB-SITE: She has a profile on here and can be found on her agency's website
RATES: $ 280.00 hour (and worth every cent)
RECOMMEND: Absolutely.
OVERALL RATING: 9.5/10 (and that's only because I was tired and didn't get to perform as I would have liked.
WOULD GO BACK: Absolutely!
COMMENTS: I don't think a review of Amber could ever do her justice. She has an amazing personality and definitely offers an upmarket service. The price might put off a few people but I would not have any second thoughts on going back there over other agencies. I didn't feel like I was just another "punter" (like sometimes you can feel in some busy agency in town) and it was really relaxed and enjoyable. The fact that she "illuminated" me in some previously unexperienced area was such a turn on and a fantasy come true. I will definitly go back for more and the sooner the better. 
Hi Mary, I just wanted to say a quick thank you to both you and Michelle for a wonderful time yesterday. I just can't stop myself from smiling everytime I think about it! I will definitely be back soon! Mxx
I had the opportunity to seek the company of a working lady recently when visiting Wellington on business. I researched the options some weeks in advance, and ultimately found reference to a number of ladies operating out of Lower Hutts Funhouse on an unrelated website.
After some thought I telephoned and arranged to meet two of their ladies for a double session.
Over the next week or so I researched further the ladies I had asked to meet, and discovered the webpage of Amber. I also discovered a forum by means of which I was able to communicate with Amber before our meeting.
I arranged to meet with Amber for an hour first, then have the second lady join us for the next hour.
I met Amber outside the hotel. From across the road I saw a young attractive well dressed woman approach the hotel, only to turn back and return to her vehicle for a moment. I admit I was disappointed, but as she returned moments later I began to hope that it would be Amber. Her welcoming smile as I caught her eye, and warm and friendly approach as we recognised our meeting, were a foretelling of what was to come.
There are many adjectives to describe Amber, beautiful, intelligent, warm, (actually hot), and very stylish. Some of these words are used in other reviews. What I remember is big open inviting eyes, the centrepiece of a very pretty young face over a ready and genuine smile.
Our time together was perfect. Amber is exceptional, and knows her business. Together we explored sexual areas previously unknown to me and her ease and familiarity were admirable. Her ready laugh (often a giggle) made all my memories of the evening happy and satisfying. It was with a certain regret that I later took a back seat for our double session, as I became reluctant to share this beautiful young woman.
I am already planning another business trip. Amber you are superb.
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