Michelle was available for the very last time yesterday on Mon 13th February . . .    Bon Voyage Michelle, we will miss you!     I was at another Sabre Team meeting and we were just finishing up with a team shower, when the Sabre Team scientists announced that they had invented a new drink. They called it "Man Juice," as it makes you more manly. You can either drink it, smoke it or take it as a suppository. I chose the latter option because as leader, I had to set a good example. After being filled with man juice, the rush started to kick in. Pretty soon I started to hallucinate, I saw some weird shit. I was starting to freak out. Luckily I had another vision. Dream Mary came to me and she had a message. "El Toro, we live in a world with beautiful women with stunning boobies and have amazing sex, we don't need drugs or alcohol to entertain us. You need to visit Michelle, she will give you more of a high than any substance or narcotics will." So when the Man Juice wore off, I made the booking, put my fake tan on, packed my satchel with my own condoms and my Michael Bolton cassette tape and I headed off to Funhouse. It's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. I for one, am very happy that Michelle has come back to Funhouse. If you have met Michelle you will know that with her brains and personality, she can get a job anywhere she wants. So we are all very lucky she has chosen to come back to the House. I see Michelle at the top of the stairs, looking irresistable in her maids outfit. It had been a while since I had seen Michelle so I was feeling a bit nervous. Thankfully, Mary had left instructions for me. Michelle is the perfect girl to see if you are a nervous guy or a first timer. She has this way of making you feel very comfortable around her. She's funny, warm, affectionate and she knows exactly the right things to say. Michelle: "Do you wanna see mah boobehs?" El Toro: "Does the pope shit in the woods?" *See what I did there was, I took two phrases, mixed them up and gave an answer that made no sense at all. El Toro: "Hell yeah I wanna see them." El Toro: "Do you wanna see mine?" Michelle is pretty well known because of her assets but because of those stunning, natural double G's, her butt probably gets overlooked. At the top of her long, toned legs is a firm butt which would look great in a pair of daisy dukes. Pretty soon, I felt very relaxed with Michelle, she is very chilled, never rushes things and just lets everything run its natural course and definitely knows what she's doing. Amazing curves, sexy bedroom eyes, intimate gfe and a sharp witted mind, what more could you want? I can't believe it took me so long to see Michelle since her return and I wont be waiting nearly as long for my next visit.     Michelle...... My Gaia Earth Goddess she who owns me she who comes to me makes me whole takes me hers Piers.     Hello Mary, I had to say how good Michelle was today. It was a really good visit. Thanks M       Hi Mary, At last I have breath back and enough control to text. Michelle is fantastic. Thank you and Thank her.         Just got home and am about to have a nice relaxing beer but wanted to say that Michelle and the 'Twins' have contented me so much that I am just going to sit and reflect on my time with her. What a woman!       After a successful first visit with Michelle I needed to go back to confirm how wonderful she is. Arrived at FH and there was the gorgeous Michelle standing at the top of stairs looking down at me and after some gentle kissing and undressing I got sent off to the showers while Michelle grabbed us a beer. Back in room it was time for some exercise and all I know is that after 60 minutes of action we were both very tired and ready for a shower. Not sure how I got home, was slightly drained. Hope Michelle got home ok.  Guys, if you want to see someone who really enjoys sex and takes great delight in pleasing then Michelle is for you.     With Michelle coming out of retirement, I thought I should take advantage of a honey I missed when she was earlier working there.   After chatting online and trying to match schedules we finally managed to coordinate our schedules for a rendezvous last night at Funhouse.   Michelle met me at the door and we scampered up the stairs through to the room - we greeted each other with some light kissing while we managed to disrobe each other.   Onto the bed and it was all on, for two people who had just met we clicked very well and suddenly we found things we both enjoyed and we just went with it.   60 mins later and the first round went to Michelle 6-2, but there will be a rematch, probably sooner than my bank manger thinks it should be.   Michelle gets 9.5/10 because we have a couple of things to try yet.   thanks Michelle   Forum regulars may have heard me mention a slight weakness for the delectable Kat. Earlier this week we indulged our selves with a little 3 some action with the newly un-retired, legendary Michelle. This momentous occasion was a cherry buster of magnificent proportions....   1) We busted the Michelle returns to work cherry 2) We busted the Michelle and Kat first bi double cherry 3) We busted my first bi double cherry (And what a way to do it!)   I have to admit I was quite nervous, no surprise there given what was in store for me. When the girls came into the room I was like a stunned rabbit for a short while! Michelle with all her experience soon took control and I couldn't really believe my eyes seeing these 2 gorgeous ladies warming up in front of me. Some gentle kissing, touching and slow undressing. Kat was in a newly acquired saucy sailor suit and Michelle in some wonderful lingerie. Forum history will show you these two girls have been flirting with each other for some time, so the privilege of bringing them together and witnessing them kick off what I am sure will be a long and satisfying partnership is not wasted on me.   Anyway back to the bedroom.... I eased myself into the middle of the bed and had my clothes forcibly removed in double quick time. We enjoyed some mutual oral pleasures, first Kat went down on Michelle then Michelle returned the favour. Not to be outdone at my favourite pastime I got stuck in first giving Kat a good licking while Michelle kissed her and played with her tits, then they swapped so I could sample Michelle's delightful pussy.   After suiting up my cock I indulged in every mans fantasy of having both girls suck my cock and then alternate with some incredible ball licking action. Possibly the one of the biggest highlights of the experience came next as I lay back and Kat took me in her mouth while Michelle took her from behind with her strap on. If you have ever been lucky enough to have Kat inbetween your legs you will know how incredibly sexy she looks giving you that mischievous look. Now picture Michelle with an equally mischievous look on her face doing Kat from behind with her toy. This is certainly an enduring memory that kept me smiling the next day and something I will always remember. :)   Conscious of not blowing my load (and thankful I hadn't already, god only knows how) it was time for some fucking. Kat jumped on top and rode me like a cowboy (no costume for this one although it has since been mentioned) while Michelle helped Kat achieve some double penetration pleasure. After some serious grinding and another attempt at breaking my cock off it was time to change. Kat lay back so Michelle could have another crack at her pussy and I slid in behind for some doggy style while watching the action below. Take a moment, close your eyes and imagine.... bliss.   Having taken a while to move from stunned rabbit mode to man in the thick of it, the time was running out so we finished the experience with a sensational experience of coming all over their tits while they kissed and rubbed it over themselves. Spent, shaking and still in disbelief I collapsed in the middle catching my breath and assuming a heart attack was imminent. We finished the evening with 3 in a very small shower soaping each other down. Having worked up something of an appetite there were some more shenanigans with hot chips between the girls but I will leave that for you to discover.   This was a first for me and I have no doubt that the best way for anyone to crack that cherry is with 2 amazing girls you know and respect. We had the perfect mix of experience in Michelle and eager pupil in Kat. An experience of a lifetime that leaves me with 2 dilemmas. 1) How soon can I get back to Wellington 2) How soon can I get some cash together...